Dear ducks. Why do you lay eggs in the pond? So I can find a few good rotten eggs when I clean it? Do you do it just so they can wedge themselves into the drain and clog it up, so I have to somehow break them and push them out with a stick? Is that your idea of a joke? Also, is it amusing to you when I break one and a truly awful smell greets me? Well, you’ve succeeded in making a dirty job even more disgusting. I’d be grateful if you could lay your eggs in the nestboxes in future. Or I might have to rethink that idea about getting you some feeder fish to hunt.
Also, I have no idea how these two got up there:
They certainly didn’t know how to get down. Anyone care to explain?
Thanks, your dedicated guardian.